OMG I WAS JUST AT THE HALLOWEEN DANCE THAT MY SCHOOL PUTS ON EVERY YEAR AND THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY DRESSED AS BATMAN AND ANOTHER GUY DRESSED AS BANE AND SUDDENLY A DANCE OFF WAS HAPPENING AND THEY WERE DANCING AROUND AND PUNCHING EACH OTHER AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN JESUS WAS THERE AND HE BROKE THEM UP GAVE EACH OF THEM A HUG AND MADE THEM BOTH HUG EACH OTHER BECAUSE JESUS HEALS ALL WOUNDS AND I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST WITNESSED THE ALTERNATE ENDING TO THE DARK KNIGHT RISES HOLY SHIT
so i was talking to my cousin’s girlfriend yesterday and she told me a story about how her mom’s friend’s husband was a med student and one day he went hunting and shot a pregnant deer without realizing she was pregnant so he freaked out and delivered the baby deer then they ate its mom and have raised the deer as a dog within their household.
on one hand its super cute but on the other they ate the deer’s mom.
This is possibly the saddest post that’s come across my dash
okay someone asked me to make this reblogable so there you go
omg im crying!!!!!!!!!!!!! asian ftw!!!