OMG I WAS JUST AT THE HALLOWEEN DANCE THAT MY SCHOOL PUTS ON EVERY YEAR AND THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY DRESSED AS BATMAN AND ANOTHER GUY DRESSED AS BANE AND SUDDENLY A DANCE OFF WAS HAPPENING AND THEY WERE DANCING AROUND AND PUNCHING EACH OTHER AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN JESUS WAS THERE AND HE BROKE THEM UP GAVE EACH OF THEM A HUG AND MADE THEM BOTH HUG EACH OTHER BECAUSE JESUS HEALS ALL WOUNDS AND I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST WITNESSED THE ALTERNATE ENDING TO THE DARK KNIGHT RISES HOLY SHIT
so i was talking to my cousin’s girlfriend yesterday and she told me a story about how her mom’s friend’s husband was a med student and one day he went hunting and shot a pregnant deer without realizing she was pregnant so he freaked out and delivered the baby deer then they ate its mom and have raised the deer as a dog within their household.
on one hand its super cute but on the other they ate the deer’s mom.
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This is possibly the saddest post that’s come across my dash
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okay someone asked me to make this reblogable so there you go
omg im crying!!!!!!!!!!!!! asian ftw!!!